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dopeworldemmanuel:

This what some of you guys missed when watching the Anaconda video by Nicki Minaj

dopeworldemmanuel:

This what some of you guys missed when watching the Anaconda video by Nicki Minaj

potatopie100:

ultrafacts:

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This should just be like a free handout in school or at bars or something like that. Everyone should have this. Rape and other dangerous attacks can be avoided by just dipping your finger into a glass.

potatopie100:

ultrafacts:

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This should just be like a free handout in school or at bars or something like that. Everyone should have this. Rape and other dangerous attacks can be avoided by just dipping your finger into a glass.

miketooch:

Future-me as a parent

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

tangomeenah:

Shawn was in equestria girls

tangomeenah:

Shawn was in equestria girls

for-shits-and-hiddles:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.
Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift

for-shits-and-hiddles:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.

Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift

Reblog this if you can read a hand clock

lotrlockedwhovian:

jarnesfranco:

mauridianhallow:

pasta-lover-ve:

spankycomic:

askhumanitestitanlover:

image

just curious

411 notes….oh gawd

I shed tears for society.

Why hold on, are there actually people who can’t?

I didn’t learn until last year

wait…do they not teach this in school anymore????

ultrafacts:

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ultrafacts:

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vivat-grendel:

Was watching Spoony’s impressions of 5th edition and happened to pause on this wonderful image. Needless to say I was inspired.

cassywinchestertheangel:

jarensha-padackllins:

imafangirlgetoverit:

complisults-and-explanabrags:

A transparent automatic devil trap for ya blog

to keep the belibers out 

and dean

How dare you

cassywinchestertheangel:

jarensha-padackllins:

imafangirlgetoverit:

complisults-and-explanabrags:

A transparent automatic devil trap for ya blog

to keep the belibers out 

and dean

How dare you

outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

ultrafacts:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice





stop

why is this so funny?

outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

ultrafacts:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

ultrafacts:

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Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice

image

stop

why is this so funny?

andreafluff:

instadayum:

kamikaze95:

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

:-))

i think the best but also saddest thing about this is that MEN created this product to protect women from MEN

Preach.

andreafluff:

instadayum:

kamikaze95:

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

:-))

i think the best but also saddest thing about this is that MEN created this product to protect women from MEN

Preach.